20 funny jokes

  1. I used to have a friend called Gav but he died of heart burn? I can’t believe Gav-is-gone!
  2. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? G gummy bear!
  4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  5. How do the moon cut his hair? Eclipse-it!
  6. How do scientists freshen their breath? Experi-mints!
  7. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
  8. Past present and future walked into a bar? It was tense!
  9. Did you hear about the two men who were arrested one for stealing batteries and the other stole fireworks? One was charged and the other was let off!
  10. Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school!
  11. What time do ducks get up? At the quack of dawn!
  12.  What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
  13.  Why was the maths book so sad? Because it had so many problems!
  14.  Why  did the man run around  his bed? To catch up with his sleep!
  15.  Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel tower?  Of course! the Eiffel tower cant jump!
  16.  Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
  17.  Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
  18.  What has hands but cant clap? A clock!
  19.  What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
  20. What do you call a flower that runs on electricty? A power plant!

I hope you enjoyed these jokes and found them funny.

 

4 Comments on "20 funny jokes"

  1. Alysia Garnett | Jan 11, 2019 at 2:14 pm | Reply

    They were quite funny well done!!

  2. Mohammed and Lewis | Feb 1, 2019 at 9:20 am | Reply

    They were funny

  3. Macey and Maha | Feb 11, 2019 at 11:40 am | Reply

    We really liked your jokes, they were so hilarious and we nearly lost our voice. We really liked the one about the fish with his money in the river bank.

  4. I didn’t get some of those but they were good.

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