Funny jokes to tell your friends


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

Oh I didn’t know that you could yodel.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dr. Who.

Dr. Who who?

No not Dr. Who Who, just Dr. Who.

 

A prisoner get released and runs around saying “I’m free I’m free!” Then a little kid come up to him and says “So what I’m 4 .”

 

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

 

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

 

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

 

Why do bananas put sunscreen on when they go to the beach?

Because they might peal.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

 

What did the mushroom say to the fungi?

Hey you’re a fun guy.

 

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

 

A man arrived at a hotel on Friday. He stayed for two days then left on Friday. How is this possible?

His horse is called Friday.

 

Personally I like jokes because they always make me laugh! Some people don’t like jokes and they think they’re boring but not me!

 

 

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About the Author

Maisie Shaw

Hi I am Maisie.
I’m 11 years old.
I like dancing, being with my bffs, clothes , shoes , shopping, pets and most importantly Fabmag.
I don’t like spinach, being told off , annoying people , bullies and being filmed.
My bffs are AMAZING!

13 Comments on "Funny jokes to tell your friends"

  1. Laugh Out Loud these jokes are so so so funny!

  2. “Haha, very funny my best one is the prisoner one it’s so good.”

  3. Funny jokes I liked the boy with the ladder one.

  4. They are very funny jokes I LOVED THEM !

  5. Hilarious and cool.

  6. These are hillarious I LOVE THEM!

  7. good because i like jokes and i like your too iv’e got a joke for you

    why did the banana go to the store

    to get a peeler.

  8. Well done masie i loved them they wore really funny

  9. that is realy funny and i love the knock knock one and all the other ones.

  10. Well done! they were very funny and made me laugh.

  11. HAHA this is so funny. tell me more pleas.

  12. Funny jokes, i liked the last one!

  13. i laughed my head off. they were so funny

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