Old lady who?
Oh I didn’t know that you could yodel.
Dr. Who who?
No not Dr. Who Who, just Dr. Who.
A prisoner get released and runs around saying “I’m free I’m free!” Then a little kid come up to him and says “So what I’m 4 .”
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do bananas put sunscreen on when they go to the beach?
Because they might peal.
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
What did the mushroom say to the fungi?
Hey you’re a fun guy.
What did 0 say to 8?
A man arrived at a hotel on Friday. He stayed for two days then left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is called Friday.
Personally I like jokes because they always make me laugh! Some people don’t like jokes and they think they’re boring but not me!