Horrid Henry’s jolly jokes

1.What’s the difference between Moody Margaret and a cow?

Nothing thy’re both moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody.

 

2.How are Susan and a snake alike?

They’re both ssssssssssour.

 

3.Henry:Mum, I’ve got great news!

Mum:Did you pass your spellings test?

Henry:Nah,but I was top of those who failed.

 

4.Mrs Oddbod:Why are you late?

Sour Susan:Because of the sign.

Mrs Oddbod:What sign?

Sour Susan:The one that says ‘School ahead,go slow’.

 

5.Miss Battle-Axe:What’s your father’s job?

Magic Martha:He’s a magician.

Miss Battle-Axe:What’s his favourite trick?

Magic Martha:Sawing people in half

Miss Battle-Axe:Oh,and do you have any brothers or sisters?

Magic Martha:One half brother and two half sisters

 

6.Horrid Henry:Why did Peter take toilet paper to the party?

Rude Ralph:Dunno

Horrid Henry:Because he was a party pooper.

 

7.Horrid Henry:What’s that ugly thing on your shoulders?

Perfect Peter:Help!What is it?

Horrid Henry:Your head.

 

Ralph:Do you know where Margaret is going for her holiday?

Henry:Alaska

Margaret: You’ll ask me what Henry?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments on "Horrid Henry’s jolly jokes"

  1. They’re really funny.

  2. Funny jokes!

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