Horrid Henry’s jolly jokes

1.What’s the difference between Moody Margaret and a cow?

Nothing thy’re both moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody.


2.How are Susan and a snake alike?

They’re both ssssssssssour.


3.Henry:Mum, I’ve got great news!

Mum:Did you pass your spellings test?

Henry:Nah,but I was top of those who failed.


4.Mrs Oddbod:Why are you late?

Sour Susan:Because of the sign.

Mrs Oddbod:What sign?

Sour Susan:The one that says ‘School ahead,go slow’.


5.Miss Battle-Axe:What’s your father’s job?

Magic Martha:He’s a magician.

Miss Battle-Axe:What’s his favourite trick?

Magic Martha:Sawing people in half

Miss Battle-Axe:Oh,and do you have any brothers or sisters?

Magic Martha:One half brother and two half sisters


6.Horrid Henry:Why did Peter take toilet paper to the party?

Rude Ralph:Dunno

Horrid Henry:Because he was a party pooper.


7.Horrid Henry:What’s that ugly thing on your shoulders?

Perfect Peter:Help!What is it?

Horrid Henry:Your head.


Ralph:Do you know where Margaret is going for her holiday?


Margaret: You’ll ask me what Henry?
















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My name is Jessica and I like singing ,dancing ,gymnastics ,art and playing with my friends

6 Comments on "Horrid Henry’s jolly jokes"

  1. They’re really funny.

  2. Funny jokes!

  3. Martha Davies | Mar 19, 2018 at 12:21 pm | Reply

    These jokes are so fun! Well done!

  4. Okay, these jokes are a bit funny but for some weird reason I get a little cringe. But I love Horrid Henry! But this is a great article! Well done Jessica!

  5. Jasmine petrozzi | Jun 11, 2018 at 2:28 pm | Reply

    These are so fun to tell your friends well done.

  6. Kelsie Anya | Mar 5, 2019 at 9:02 am | Reply

    I love the jokes you’ve come up with they made me laugh well done.

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