1.What’s the difference between Moody Margaret and a cow?
Nothing thy’re both moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody.
2.How are Susan and a snake alike?
They’re both ssssssssssour.
3.Henry:Mum, I’ve got great news!
Mum:Did you pass your spellings test?
Henry:Nah,but I was top of those who failed.
4.Mrs Oddbod:Why are you late?
Sour Susan:Because of the sign.
Mrs Oddbod:What sign?
Sour Susan:The one that says ‘School ahead,go slow’.
5.Miss Battle-Axe:What’s your father’s job?
Magic Martha:He’s a magician.
Miss Battle-Axe:What’s his favourite trick?
Magic Martha:Sawing people in half
Miss Battle-Axe:Oh,and do you have any brothers or sisters?
Magic Martha:One half brother and two half sisters
6.Horrid Henry:Why did Peter take toilet paper to the party?
Horrid Henry:Because he was a party pooper.
7.Horrid Henry:What’s that ugly thing on your shoulders?
Perfect Peter:Help!What is it?
Horrid Henry:Your head.
Ralph:Do you know where Margaret is going for her holiday?
Margaret: You’ll ask me what Henry?