Jokes

Hello I hope you laugh at these jokes. Please comment if you enjoy them and STOP reading this sentence and read the Jokes.

Knock, knock

Who’s there

Cows go

Cows go  who

No cows go moo

Knock, knock

Who’s there

Hatch

Hatch who

Bless you

What do you say to your mum when she falls over a rock? Hope you enjoyed your trip.

Chuck Norris does not turn on the shower, but instead he stares at it until it cries.

Chuck Norris does not have a happy meal, because he always makes it cry so it is a sad meal.

Knock, Knock

Who’s there

I just did a

I just did a who

No silly I just did a poo

Can you fit an elephant in a fridge?Yes if you fit a baby 1 in.Can you fit a kangaroo in the fridge?No because the elephant is in the fridge so you put it in the refrigerator. Noah had to build another ark but he forgot 2 of them which 2 was they?The elephant and kangaroo because they are still stuck in the fridge.

Thanks for reading these jokes I hope you laughed.

11 Comments on "Jokes"

  1. These jokes are very silly yet I still laughed!!!

  2. very funny

  3. FUNNY! Great jokes I can see you have a great sense of humor. These jokes had me laughing when I read them !

  4. Najibah Khatun | Jan 26, 2017 at 5:06 pm | Reply

    Ha ha these jokes were so funny I am still laughing as I type this.

  5. HAHA these jokes are really funny!

  6. Yay thanks guys I’m happy you liked them.

  7. FUNNY!!! These made me laugh!

  8. Lol! Very funny jokes! They made me laugh so much!

  9. Alysia Garnett | Jun 11, 2018 at 2:29 pm | Reply

    Hahaha these are funny and I’m still laughing at them now well done

  10. Ryley simmonds | Jun 11, 2018 at 2:34 pm | Reply

    Hahaha these are funny and silly I’m still laughing at them now. Well done!!!

  11. Will share all the jokes with eveybody

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