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Cows go who
No cows go moo
What do you say to your mum when she falls over a rock? Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Chuck Norris does not turn on the shower, but instead he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris does not have a happy meal, because he always makes it cry so it is a sad meal.
I just did a
I just did a who
No silly I just did a poo
Can you fit an elephant in a fridge?Yes if you fit a baby 1 in.Can you fit a kangaroo in the fridge?No because the elephant is in the fridge so you put it in the refrigerator. Noah had to build another ark but he forgot 2 of them which 2 was they?The elephant and kangaroo because they are still stuck in the fridge.
Thanks for reading these jokes I hope you laughed.