Why do fish live in salty water ?
The pepper makes them sneeze
How do you make a gold fish age?
Take out the ‘g’
How do cats lose at video games?
They only have nine lives
What is smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee
What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
What is the first thing you say to a cat?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
It found the zebra crossing
What did the dog say when it sat on sand paper?
What is black & white & black & white & black & white ?
A penguin rolling down the hill
What do cats call fast food centers?
Meals on wheels
What did the grape do when it got pinched?
Gave a little wine
What did the apple say to the almond?
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
What do you get if you cross a hamburger and a computer?
A Big Mac
Where do burgers like to dance?
At a meat ball
What is another name for Santa’s children?
Why did the cross eyed teacher lose her job?
She couldn’t control her pupils
Name a bus that sounds funny but actually isn’t
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
What is an astronaut’s favourite key on a computer?
What is the same about a baseball team and a muffin?
They both depend on the batter
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