Jokes of the week

 

 

Why do fish live in salty water ?

The pepper makes them sneeze

 

How do you make a gold fish age?

Take out the ‘g’

 

How do cats lose at video games?

They only have nine lives

 

What is smarter than a talking cat?

A spelling bee

 

What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Fry-day

 

What is the first thing you say to a cat?

HELLO KITTY!!

 

Why did the zebra cross the road?

It found the zebra crossing

 

What did the dog say when it sat on sand paper?

Ruff!

 

What is black & white & black & white & black & white ?

A penguin rolling down the hill

 

What do cats call fast food centers?

Meals on wheels

 

What did the grape do when it got pinched?

Gave a little wine

 



What did the apple say to the almond?

You’re nuts!

 

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing

 

What do you get if you cross a hamburger and a computer?

A Big Mac

 

Where do burgers like to dance?

At a meat ball

 

What is another name for Santa’s children?

Subordinate Clauses

 

Why did the cross eyed teacher lose her job?

She couldn’t control her pupils

 

Name a bus that sounds funny but actually isn’t

A syllabus

 



What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

 

What is an astronaut’s favourite key on a computer?

The Spacebar

What is the same about a baseball team and a muffin?

They both depend on the batter

 

Hope you have laughed your socks off.

Please write which one you liked in the comments

 

 

 

 

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11 Comments on "Jokes of the week"

  1. I liked all of them. I couldn’t stop laughing!

  2. Eileen Thornton | May 13, 2016 at 2:34 pm | Reply

    These are still making us all laugh out loud!

  3. I like the hello kitty one and all the other jokes made me laugh

  4. I like the salad dressing one

  5. So funny laugh out loud !!!!!!!! Lol!!!,,😅😅😅😅😅😀😀😄😄😄😄😄😂😂

  6. Keep up the good work and keep on laughing!!!!!!!,😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😄😄😄🤗🤗🤗🤗😅😅😅😅😅

  7. I have a joke for you:
    Why did the coral blush?
    Because the sea weed!

  8. the last joke!

  9. why did the teacher lose her job?

    She couldn’t control her pupils
    I liked that one the best.

  10. Funny jokes

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