Riddles and jokes!!!!!!

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What has two hands, and a face but no arms and legs?

How do you double your money?

What has to be broken before you use it?

What has a thumb, and four fingers but is not alive?

What has a neck but no head?

What get’s wetter as it dries?

What belongs to you but is more used by others?

What goes up but never comes down?

What has a single eye but cannot see?

I’m light as a feather but even the strongest man can’t hold me for more than five minutes. What am I?

There are two sisters:one gives birth to the other and she, in turn gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?

Find me! I start with a ‘p’ and end with’e’ . I have thousands of letters. What am I?

I have 28 days in a month. Which month am I?

You break me when you speak. What am I?

A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police questions wife and staff. His wife said she was asleep. The cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet and the maid said she was getting the post. Who did it?

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11 Comments on "Riddles and jokes!!!!!!"

  1. I think the one about which month has 28 days is February. Great story anyway, I especially like that you haven’t given the answers yet.

  2. Libby Johnson | Dec 4, 2015 at 7:41 pm | Reply

    is the first one a clock, the fourth one a hand, and 13 february?

  3. The riddles were pretty hard

  4. Yes,Libby.The first was a clock, but the fourth was a glove and the thirteenth was all months because they all have more than 28 days and one month has 28 days excactly

  5. The police did it

  6. Love the minion pic!!!! Some of those could need some more clues because what has a thum and 4 fingers, but its not alive.

  7. I know this question, I have 28 days and it is FEBUARY!!!!!!!!

  8. Ha! Good one! If answers are needed, go to fab mag ‘answers to riddles and jokes

  9. I got some of these like the clock one and the last one. It’s the maid because there’s no post on sundays

  10. I like the 2nd one.

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