Teacher Jokes

Teacher: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

James: I don’t know and I don’t care.

 

Teacher: What does ‘coincidence’ mean?

Richard: Funny, I was  going to ask you the same thing.

 

Mum: Do you know a girl named Jenny ?

Louisa: Yes she sleeps next to me in maths.

 

Teacher: spell ‘horse’.

Jimmy: H,O,R,S .

Teacher: And what comes at the end.

Jimmy: Its tail Miss.

 

Teacher: Name four seasons.

Sophie: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 

Teacher: In this exam you will be allowed ten minutes for each question.

Pupil:  How long is the answer?

 

Teacher:  What are you writing?

Pupil: A letter to myself.

Teacher: What does it say.

Pupil: I don’t know. I won’t get it till tomorrow.

 

Teacher: Tom, name three collective nouns.

Tom: The wastepaper basket,  the wheelie bin and vacuum cleaner.

 

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher.

 

Teacher:  Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is six plus four?

Class: At once.

 

6 Comments on "Teacher Jokes"

  1. So funny!I liked the last one

  2. I love these jokes, and my family found them funny when I told them!

  3. funny

  4. Adam them jokes cracked me up. the last one was hilarious.

  5. This is hilarious.

  6. I love the jokes.

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