Why didn’t the shark eat the clown? Cos it tasted funny!
What do you call a dog made out of bread? A crumpet!
How do vampire footballers get the mud off? They get in the bat-tub.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Cos he didn’t have the guts to do it!
Why did the child study in an airoplane? To get a higher score on the test.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he didn’t have any-body to go with.
Why did the egg go to the North Pole? Because it was an egg-splorer.
What wobbles when it flies? A jellycopter.
Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their feet smell.
What do cats read at breakfast? The Mewspaper.
What do you call a mushroom? A fun-guy.
How much room is needed for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
What is round, white and smells awful? A ping-pong ball.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You don’t have to cry about it.
knock knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze eaten all the toffees?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You just said it.
Knock knock, names.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you like.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie-body you like.
Knock knock. Who’s there? May. May who? May-be its a friend at the door.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Patty. Patty who? Patty-cake.