Things to make you laugh and jokes!

Why didn’t the shark eat the clown?     Cos it tasted funny!

What do you call a dog made out of bread?     A crumpet!

How do vampire footballers get the mud off?   They get in the bat-tub.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?    Frostbite.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?   Cos he didn’t have the guts to do it!

Why did the child study in an airoplane?     To get a higher score on the test.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?     Because he didn’t have any-body to go with.

Why did the egg go to the North Pole?     Because it was an egg-splorer.

What wobbles when it flies?     A jellycopter.

Why do giraffes have such long necks?     Because their feet smell.

What do cats read at breakfast?     The Mewspaper.

What do you call a mushroom?     A fun-guy.

How much room is needed for a fungi to grow?     As mushroom as possible.

What is round, white and smells awful?     A ping-pong ball.

Why do cows wear bells?     Because their horns don’t work.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You don’t have to cry about it.

knock knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze eaten all the toffees?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You just said it.

Knock knock, names.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you like.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie-body you like.

Knock knock. Who’s there? May. May who? May-be its a friend at the door.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Patty. Patty who? Patty-cake.

36 Comments on "Things to make you laugh and jokes!"

  1. siraj khabir | Dec 4, 2015 at 4:00 pm | Reply

    Very funny jokes

  2. Libby Johnson | Dec 4, 2015 at 7:29 pm | Reply

    these jokes are really funny Cara, but i think you did a little mistake and forgot the T in the frist joke. Apart from that it is really good

  3. Cool jokes!I like the frostbite one.

  4. These are some great jokes, I couldn’t stop laughing. The one about the skeleton not crossing the road really made me laugh and also I love the pictures as every time I come on it really makes me laugh. Well Done, this is great!!!

  5. funny jokes 🙂 outstanding work

  6. Loved the jokes, hope you write more.

  7. Awesome jokes well done with the FAGMAG you did such a good job

  8. Funny jokes!

  9. awesome jokes really liked them

  10. Wow those jokes were fantastic. I told them to my friends. Haha!😀

  11. Your jokes are very good and I would love to read more.
    I also like the pictures

  12. I really liked this picture and the jokes were funny, too. Everybody laughed in my class, even I laughed.

  13. Love your jokes looking forward to hearing more 😎😎

  14. Good jokes Cara I loved them I liked What Is white and smells awlful? A ping pong ball. Ha ha ha I loved it.
    I have got a Joke fior you. A skeleton walked up to the bar the skeleton was sad the bar maid said are you all right
    the skeleton said I had know body to go with.

  15. Annalise. Akitt | Jan 7, 2016 at 2:20 pm | Reply

    Super cool jokes hope u write more 😋

  16. Best jokes ever lol!

  17. Haleema Hussain | Jan 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm | Reply

    I like the jokes they are fantastic but I would like to learn more

  18. I found the jokes really funny especially the one about the cat reading the mewspaper.
    Here is a joke for you:
    How do you make your hanky dance?
    Put a little bogey in it!

  19. They were very funny, this is a joke how do you make a boogie dance? Put a bit of boogie in it.It made me read on.

  20. I like your jokes there really funny and I think the best joke is the first one it tasted funny because clowns are funny very good.

  21. Tiannie Jessop | Jan 8, 2016 at 1:39 pm | Reply

    That definetly made me laugh 😉

  22. Very good jokes

  23. LOL :-p

  24. Funny jokes

  25. these jokes really touched me and made me laugh out loud! LOL!

  26. i really liked some of the jokes but some was boring.

  27. Wow those jokes are very funny I told my friends, ha ha.

  28. Really funny jokes good job fabmag keep it up!

  29. Alicja Domagala | Oct 17, 2017 at 11:49 am | Reply

    i like jjokes

  30. they are so funny

  31. really funny jokes i liked them you did a good job

  32. The jokes were really funny. I loved it.

  33. Funny jokes i liked the 5th one.

  34. Suhanna Naveed | Feb 17, 2018 at 2:00 pm | Reply

    funny jokes

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